I feel terrible. I love this guy and he does everything he can for me. Unfortunately, his penis is abnormally small, 3 inches erect.
Skip navigation! Alden Wicker. Many of us have been conditioned to believe that bigger is better — particularly with hair, portion sizes and penises.
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It's really pretty simple: Worship his penis. Do that and your man will be worshiping you. That's right.
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It turns black and decays—the result of a condition called necrosis, where cells in the body die. Inan old Chinese man died while making love to a prostituteaccording to The Sun. Not a bad way to go for the guy, but not a great experience for the woman, as paramedics wheeled him away with his penis still inside her.
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One of these was coconuts. She would buy several coconuts a week to use in food from the local market. Being a horny young man, coconutthrowaway69 decided that these coconuts would not be for eating.
Photo courtesy of the author. While attending one of the six million weddings that took place on a field last weekend, my friend spotted an attractive man to pursue. A few glasses of wine and some irrelevant conversations later, the two strangers were fooling around, hands a-flutter under the white-clothed table. One finger!